摩登家庭第四季

完完全全拜倒在美国小镇平凡家庭喜剧的魅力之下。

果然是，美帝用各种糖衣包装好他们的生活方式，以各种途径侵蚀我社会主义人民的头脑。
试想，一家三口，老爸娶了年轻性感的拉丁美女做老婆，一双儿女长大成人后，女儿生了三个小孩成为家庭主妇，儿子则幸福地和男友生活在一起并领养了一位越南女儿，这样的组合如果放到我天朝基本上就是神话了。老爸必然被三姑六婆戳脊梁骨戳死，估计还可能被儿女双双嫌弃，并要求提前瓜分遗产。女儿看似生活正常，但必然将因为违反计划生育而缴纳巨额罚款及断绝企事业单位的工作大门。儿子不用说了，除了上媒体头条及被亲戚朋友们指指点点外别无他路。

天朝人民，往往都习惯把自己的生活价值理念凌驾在他人的生活之上，三天两头搓搓麻将聚个同学会，就把那把拉批判的尺子拿出来量一量度一度，稍稍见到谁谁谁的日子不是按那把尺子的标准在过，便开始忍不住指手划脚的去干涉，恨不得做个裁缝伸只手出来就可以把别人选好的衣服裁裁减减做成自己喜欢的款式。

对于摩登家庭来说，电视剧里描述的生活无疑是天朝人民不可企及的。（当然，也不觉得美帝人民就可以轻易实现。只是天朝人民的距离更加遥远）物质上来看，三户人家，全部住在生活方便、宁静详和的小镇上，生活安定，而且还家家拥有一幢town house，光是这一点就可以秒杀被房价逼死的天朝人民了。但是我觉得，更重要的是，是三户人家各自独立、互相关爱而又互不干涉的生活态度。

比如那老爹一直都明显表现出不喜欢儿子是基佬，但他仍然尊重了他的性向选择。比如老爹娶了如此性感的后妈，儿女们也选择了欣然接受。

他们也吵吵闹闹，表达对各自的不满，为了各自的缺点而抓狂。但无论如何不会批判或试图控制对方的生活方式，不会在真正伤害对方感受的地方伤筋动骨，并时时不忘表达对对方的爱与支持。

至少在我的理想里，人生的幸福并不是住什么样的房子开什么样的车子。而是你身边的最重要的那些人，给你无限的支持与关怀（哪怕只是纯精神上的），但却不会是对你的生活进行控制。很多时候，并不是不知道那是一种爱，而是希望那种爱不是一种以爱为名义的枷锁。

一直很想做一个关于摩登家庭跟广东台的”外XXX本地X“做比较

我知道，它们两个跟不是一个等级。但是"外XXX本地X”的不足地方，就是摩登家庭值得称赞之处。

它们都有一个口音不正的外地妇女。当然，跟啊娇比，确实委屈了 Gloria 。

它们都有很多植入广告。比如 phil一家的房车。还有cam在某一集更是赤裸裸地赞赏可以将刹车变油门的普锐斯。每一季最后一集其实都是广告。（这些广告做得还是挺好的）。本集的题目是 “佛罗里达是个有黄昏艳遇的养老好地方”。这是在号召全美的老年男性都到佛罗里达来排解本地妇女的寂寞。(看看jay老爹不就碰见了他的初夜了么）（最后的追思会其实就是叫你 死也要死在佛罗里达）。不过，这些广告还算是切合剧情发展。相比之下，“外XXX”就没那么明目张胆了，他们最多只是在汝好里放个燕塘冰箱卖卖牛奶广告。

众所周知，外XXX在康祈宗这个演员去世后，观赏性就大大降低。编剧没有突破，演员演技没有提高还有“悦目”程度降低，配乐老套，让我放弃这部曾经经典的老剧。

以上的问题其实也是摩登家庭所面临的。这几季看来，编剧还是一如既往的常常能让人耳目一新。主要问题就是几个演员长相的变化，可能会有负面影响。（极端的例子就是“外X”的康天庥啦）



一开始看这部剧就很喜欢Haley这个清新的邻家女孩，第二季里面她还是那么楚楚动人，第三季，发育得比较丰满但是依然俏皮性感（cos猫女那集，我反复看了n次，口水直流）。nm第四季，你在敢肥肉横生点么?我小清新的女神哪里去了？（cos tooth fairy 那段 看的我。。。如果我是lily，立马吓得把一百块给她了）期待她能够在第五季减肥成功。（貌似不可能，欧美的女孩过了青春期，体重就会飙起来，自己都控制不住。比如Christina Aguilera还有Kristen Stewart）


Alex middle child 啊。妈妈惯着姐姐，因为她像自己年轻时那样放纵不羁（“浪”会不会更好呢？）。爸爸很疼弟弟，因为他像自己一样有很多奇思妙想（其实就是“傻')。可是，alex呢 ？Alex这个科学怪人谁也不像啊，就没人爱了。。。没人爱啊!!!还好有奶奶爱她 。。。可是她的奶奶呢？她奶奶死了！！！（呜呜 ，万恶的编剧。。。）alex也是增重明显，(LOLI变大妈是欧美女孩的宿命，）



phil 这个充满活力，童心未泯的老爹。一定是广大男同胞学习的楷模。最后一集里面他不得不跟邻街老妇说他母亲遗愿那暮。看到phil那张脸，说话时脸上的褶皱居然是呈菱形。他真是越老越好看。

claire 绝望的主妇。每次看到她在家里做饭时，我都在想究竟会不会有这样的家庭主妇平时没事在家里会化浓烈的烟熏眼妆！好吧，化了妆才会有这种绝望的感觉。不过，看过朱莉鲍温演的其他戏，没有金发，没有浓烈眼妆，也就没有大明星相。（ps 她的眼有点斗鸡）

Gloria 热辣的丑角。笑的就是她西班牙式的英文啦。最喜欢那些舌音啦。说一次模仿一次。有点让我想起广东电视台那部千年肥皂剧”外XXX本XX“里面的阿娇。原来描述一个女人泼辣就是让这个女人拿着刀对其他人说话。这一点天朝和美的是共通的。

cam和mit一直都是无可挑剔的。这对couple彻底改变了我对gay的看法。最喜欢他们俩了。希望导演能够深挖gay的题材。

在最后，希望第五季的摩登家庭会有更多精彩

thank you

#12

Phil: Nice game of chicken, Claire. She's gone!
Claire: She is coming back. I am almost positive.
Phil: Why do I listen to you? Why? You were wrong about the iPod being a failure. You were wrong about tomato being a vegetable. I don't even want to talk about your favorite "Planet" Pluto!
Haley:You were going to let me go with him?
Claire: Isn't that what you wanted, honey?
Haley: What's the matter with you?! You've been acting so weird ever since I left college!
Claire: For the record, you didn't leave college. You were asked to leave.
Haley: Oh, which you guys never let me forget, especially dad.
Claire: Honey, your father...
Haley: Oh, you don't have to tell me what he thinks, okay? I'm a huge disappointment to him. I see it on his face every day. He acts as if he doesn't even want me around.
Phil: Give me the ticket for the car.
Claire: Phil...
Phil: I'm going after her! This little chicken game may work for your dad, but it doesn't work for me. That's my little girl. I need her to know that no guy on earth is good enough for her, let alone some slimy, middle-aged jean salesman!
Phil: What's this?
Claire: Just enjoy it.

Jay: There's all kinds of milestones in life. The kind you expect to live through... The first kiss. Birthdays. Graduations. If you're lucky, a wedding or two. Or even a new addition to the family. You never dreamed you'd get to live through again. And that's the best kind of all. Why am I spoiling it for you? You'll see for yourself.

#22

Haley: Uh, what do you think you're doing out there?
Alex: I'm flirting.
Haley: That's what I was afraid of.
Alex: Look, I'm not gonna pretend I'm stupid just so a boy will like me.
Haley: Of course not. But you don't have to put the poor guy to shame. Flirting with boys is about increasing your value, not decreasing theirs.
Alex: That's a complicated thought. What magazine taught you that?
Haley: You're doing it again! The mean things. Can you even hear it or what?!
Alex: I heard it.
Haley: Good. So now that he knows that you're smart, let's work on being nice.

Haley & Alex: We won!
Boy A & B: Man, that sucks! Yeah, totally un-masculating.
Alex: Well, at least you guys look cool when you play.
Boy A & B: Let's play again. This never happened.
Haley: Actually, we need to go hang out with our family for a while.
Boy A & B: Really? Now?
Haley: Yeah, but we'll be around. We'll see you guys.
Alex: What happened? Did I mess up?
Haley: No, you did great.
Alex: So he didn't like me?
Haley: No, he totally liked you.
Alex: Then why'd we walk away?
Haley: This was never about him. This was about getting you some confidence. Guys will pick up on that. Better guys. Guys who can lose to a girl without feeling e-masculated.
Alex: Okay, try not to throw this in my face one day, but sometimes you're actually really smart. Like, smart smart. I hope you know that.
Haley: And I'm totally throwing that in your face one day. Are you kidding?

Jay: Good guy.
Cam: Who -- Teddy? Yeah. Yeah, he's the best.
Jay: Nuts he can't find anybody, huh? Gotta be something a little off there. He definitely did not bring out the best in Mitchell, I can tell you that right now.
Cam: Oh, really? Well, you know, not that it matters... but in what way exactly?
Jay: Honestly? When they were together, Mitchell could be a bit of pill. Now, I like Teddy, but when they broke up, I was actually kinda glad. Of course , Mitchell thought that I was uncomfortable because of the gay thing, and maybe I was, but... I really just wanted him to be happy. Like he is now. And when you two started up, everyone thought, "Well, there it is."
#Okay, kids. Couples skate. Grab someone you love and get out there.#
Cam: Jay, you can be so...
Jay: I'm not skating with you, Cam.
Cam: Yeah.
Claire: What about me, dad? You wanna skate with me?

Manny: What qualifies someone as a hero? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit. Who's willing to grow and learn. Maybe it's the person you love most in the world or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. For me, though... The hero in my family is my family because of who we are together.
C-. "This was not the assignment." I'll tell you who is not my hero, Mrs. Rita Mcnabb.

#24

Phil: My daughter Alex would like to pay tribute.
Alex: My grandmother and I had a very special bond. This may not make sense to everyone, but I'm pretty sure she would've loved it.
"This is a lighter. It belonged to my favorite actor, Paul Newman. One day, he came into the restaurant where I was waitressing and accidentally left it behind. For the first time in my life, I did something I wasn't supposed to and slipped it into my pocket. One of the customers saw and said, "don't worry. Your secret's safe with me." That customer turned out to be the love of my life, your grandfather. So, my Alex, who I love so dearly, who is probably too much like me for her own good, every once in a while, don't be afraid to break the rules. You never know what can happen."